Corny jokes for kids!

There’s nothing like a good laugh to start the day off right! Read below for a list of fruit and vegetable inspired jokes.

 

Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it.Screenshot 2013-12-12 11.39.28

 

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?

A: Quit stalking me!

 

Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?

A: History because it is full of dates!

 

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

 

Q: What vegetables are sailor’s enemies?

A: Leeks

 

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Lettuce! Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

 

Q: What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A: A hoarse raddish!

 

Q: What’s a vampires favourite fruit?

A: A neck-tarine!

 

Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation!

 

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

 

Q: What key do you use to open a banana?

A: A monkey.

 

Q: When is an apple a grouch?

A: When it is a crab apple.

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Bean

Bean who?

Bean a while since I saw you!

 

Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?

A: Ketchup!

 

Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they are such fungis.

 

Q: What is a plumber’s favourite vegetable?

A: A leek.

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: Too many ears.

 

Although we think we’re funny here at Healthy Kids, we certainly aren’t comedians. So we’ve had to borrow some of these jokes from other people:

 

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