Corny jokes for kids!
There’s nothing like a good laugh to start the day off right! Read below for a list of fruit and vegetable inspired jokes.
Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A: You strangle it.
Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!
Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History because it is full of dates!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What vegetables are sailor’s enemies?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Lettuce! Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Q: What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A: A hoarse raddish!
Q: What’s a vampires favourite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation!
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What key do you use to open a banana?
A: A monkey.
Q: When is an apple a grouch?
A: When it is a crab apple.
Bean a while since I saw you!
Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?
Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
A: Because they are such fungis.
Q: What is a plumber’s favourite vegetable?
A: A leek.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: Too many ears.
Although we think we’re funny here at Healthy Kids, we certainly aren’t comedians. So we’ve had to borrow some of these jokes from other people:
- http://secretseedsociety.com/2011/04/27/top-100-veggie-jokes-of-all-time/. Accessed 19/08/2015.
- http://www.k12.wa.us/ChildNutrition/programs/FFVP/Resources.aspx. Accessed 19/8/2015.